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Offline _dh_  
#1 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:28:37 AM(UTC)
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i feel like it's something teenaged catholics probably do quite a bit.
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#2 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:32:33 AM(UTC)
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technically no because its non-procreative but it's pretty far down the list of concerns

I'd say it ranks below birth control in terms of not liking sexual behavior that other people like, and we all know how poorly that initiative has gone
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No but it's a loophole
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#4 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:33:11 AM(UTC)
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my biggest concerns would be (1) risk of rectal damage/prolapse and (2) gateway to full-on gay stuff
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#5 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:33:34 AM(UTC)
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i'm thinking of converting.
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#6 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:33:51 AM(UTC)
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3:00 explains it all

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#7 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:34:08 AM(UTC)
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i see how well you post and i want to post that well so i feel like i'm going to have to make this change in my life.
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#8 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:39:32 AM(UTC)
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i see how well you post and i want to post that well so i feel like i'm going to have to make this change in my life.


the leap from the Lutheran church won't be as dramatic as most protestants so you have that going for you
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#9 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:41:16 AM(UTC)
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true, the liturgy is very similar. i'm just not so certain i'll be able to hack that whole confession thing. how much does each session cost?
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#10 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:43:46 AM(UTC)
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true, the liturgy is very similar. i'm just not so certain i'll be able to hack that whole confession thing. how much does each session cost?


I know a guy who will do $10 per mortal sin as long as you have at least 5
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#11 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:48:53 AM(UTC)
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that's pretty cheap. damn. and how much pressure is there to contribute to the potlucks, or can i just show up and eat what the old ladies make?
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#12 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:50:30 AM(UTC)
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wait, so is kissing or sucking or licking looked down upon because they're not procreative?
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wait, so is kissing or sucking or licking looked down upon because they're not procreative?


It's all in the video
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#14 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 11:59:42 AM(UTC)
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i don't like the deaftones. they are objectively bad. therefore, i'm not going to watch that video.
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#15 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 12:00:07 PM(UTC)
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also i know you're into metaphors and flowery language and vague statements and shit, but i'm more into just straight answers.
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#17 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 12:05:41 PM(UTC)
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wait, so is kissing or sucking or licking looked down upon because they're not procreative?


I've never seen any clergy member really micromanage the process too much, the idea is sex being procreative and to approach it with an attitude of openness to children. but with a Jesuit pope we really aren't getting too much emphasis on sex stuff right now. we tend to go back and forth between moderate and conservative popes
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#18 Posted : Thursday, January 5, 2017 12:06:18 PM(UTC)
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of course "moderate" is highly relative and subjective
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