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Offline dlm  
#1 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:12:20 PM(UTC)
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the andy griffith show?
Offline Splinter  
#2 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:18:57 PM(UTC)
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How do I leave the Catholic church
Offline dlm  
#3 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:25:29 PM(UTC)
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you stand up and walk out the door you came in, or perhaps even a different door? the fuck kinda question is that
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#4 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:27:36 PM(UTC)
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How do I leave the Catholic church


if you want the hard way, get excommunicated.
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How many dicks?
Offline dlm  
#6 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:29:12 PM(UTC)
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if you want the hard way, get excommunicated.


thats definitely incorrect
Offline dlm  
#7 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:29:39 PM(UTC)
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How many dicks?


infinite
Offline shallowman  
#8 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:33:15 PM(UTC)
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thats definitely incorrect


that it's not the hard way or he could just leave the church without being excommunicated?
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#9 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:34:45 PM(UTC)
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How many prayers will it take for God to smite shallowman?
Offline shallowman  
#10 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:40:39 PM(UTC)
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How many prayers will it take for God to smite shallowman?


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infinite


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#11 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:46:21 PM(UTC)
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Fuck this gay earth
Offline dlm  
#12 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:49:09 PM(UTC)
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that it's not the hard way or he could just leave the church without being excommunicated?


what in the fuck are you asking? excommunication is not "leaving the church"
Offline dlm  
#13 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:49:45 PM(UTC)
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How many prayers will it take for God to smite shallowman?


hes already been smited (deaf, no gf)
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Offline nemours  
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Is sex before marriage a sin?
Offline dlm  
#15 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:51:07 PM(UTC)
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there is no membership card for joining the worldwide catholic
church and no form to sign to "leave" it. you can take your name off a parish roll but youre still catholic.
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#16 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:51:41 PM(UTC)
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Is sex before marriage a sin?


yes you fat slob. a mortal sin
Offline nemours  
#17 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:52:36 PM(UTC)
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yes you fat slob. a mortal sin


Well, I'm fucked (literally & figuratively)
Offline dlm  
#18 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 8:53:02 PM(UTC)
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Well, I'm fucked (literally & figuratively)


we know
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Offline Splinter  
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Dlm I was baptised Catholic, so I still am Catholic. I don't wish to be.
Offline Splinter  
#20 Posted : Sunday, January 1, 2017 9:50:53 PM(UTC)
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I desire to spurn the church
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