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Offline tahiti  
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 8:18:29 AM(UTC)
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Until he got off his lazy ass, moved out, became mortal and did something with his life...even if it was only 32 years or some shit before he had to move right back home? That had to be a great respite for God. I bet God knows exactly how stoic's parents feel except he will never move out and he will never save all mankind (except Jews, Muslims, atheists, etc)
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Offline stoic  
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 8:20:11 AM(UTC)
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Wow... is Jesus me?
Offline tahiti  
#3 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 8:21:10 AM(UTC)
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No, I listed two examples why you're not Jesus and there are many more I don't feel like spelling out for you facepalm
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#4 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 10:47:35 AM(UTC)
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i want to bury stoic in a tomb and listen for three days as he tries to get out before he finally dies.
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#5 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 10:49:11 AM(UTC)
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the good lord willing sign of cross
Offline dlm  
#6 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 10:55:54 AM(UTC)
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imagine stoic's parents bearing him up in their hands, lest he dash his foot against a stone sign of cross
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#7 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:00:34 AM(UTC)
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stoic comes home broke after a three day festival and his dad wants to have a barbecue for him, but stoic is like "i'm a vegetarian, dad."
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#8 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:02:48 AM(UTC)
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i want to bury stoic in a tomb and listen for three days as he tries to get out before he finally dies.


rofl
Offline alternaloser  
#9 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:06:25 AM(UTC)
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stoic comes home broke after a three day festival and his dad wants to have a barbecue for him, but stoic is like "i'm a vegetarian, dad."


rofl rofl rofl
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#10 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:06:47 AM(UTC)
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"princess kitty showed me pictures of a slaughter house while i was on acid and i will never forget those images."
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Offline tahiti  
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:17:29 PM(UTC)
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I bet God would have destroyed the universe if Jesus came home an EDM fag
Offline stoic  
#12 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:21:29 PM(UTC)
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a vegetarian?! you guys are out of fucking control!!!!!!!!
Offline tahiti  
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:21:55 PM(UTC)
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you're out of fucking control. get your shit together, you fucking normie
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#14 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:24:34 PM(UTC)
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he's probably so normie at this point he agrees that cartoon frog is more sinister than he may appear
Offline stoic  
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:24:56 PM(UTC)
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LEAVE PEPE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#16 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:25:19 PM(UTC)
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look im just an aspie blending in
Offline stoic  
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:25:42 PM(UTC)
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a girl sat on my face tahiti... my god.
Offline tahiti  
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:26:01 PM(UTC)
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LEAVE PEPE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you clearly read this in a wall street journal article and feel like it will help endear you to us

it won't
Offline tahiti  
#19 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:26:30 PM(UTC)
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a girl sat on my face tahiti... my god.


NORMIE GET OUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Offline stoic  
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 15, 2016 12:26:54 PM(UTC)
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i was defending pepe long before you even knew of the attack
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